Having fun summing up Bali in numbers over the last two years….
1 billion Mosquitoes (yes we live in the tropics)
5,000 Photos
3,500 Balinese offerings
2,000 Geckos
800 Bottles of water (yes we recycle)
700 Hot and sweaty days
698 Nights sleeping in air conditioning (minus a few black outs!)
687 Instagram posts
650 Ceremonies
500 Go Jeks (best invention)
400 Coconuts
375 Mozzie bites (not bad!)
350 Swims
200 Mozzie coils
125 Massages
120 Local market shopping buying fruit and vegetables
100 Nasi Gorengs
90 Yoga classes
80 Shady Shak Salads
75 Uber rides
70 Smoothie Bowls
65 Nasi Campurs
60 Gusto Ice creams (look it up)
50 Bakso Soups
40 Blackouts
28 Bahasa Indonesia Lessons
24 Flights
20 Cans of bug spray
18 Pool toys
16 Temples
12 Pairs of thongs
11 Sarongs
10 Teeth lost by Liam and Demi
9 Surf lessons
8 Birthdays
8 Bottles of sunscreen
7 Kites
6 Indonesia Cooking Lessons
5 Floods
5 Crabs
4 Visa runs
4 Earthquakes
4 Villas
4 Suitcases
3 Healers
3 Snakes
2 Adopted street dogs
2 Indonesian Independence Days
2 Cars
2 Nyepi (Bali’s Silent Day)
2 Pet frogs
1 Hammock
1 Rooster in the bedroom
1 Erupted Volcano
